which horny geologist named this mineral
(Source: thisismrsbrightside)
(Source: crestas)
(Source: recovery-vs-relapse)
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
Okay listen, I am going to get you to that hospital, or die trying. And if I succeed, I ask only one thing in return… Let me chose your child’s middle name.
(Source: littleodair)
